What To Do - My Writing Is Too Parenthetical - About Chemtrails

What I really wanted to talk about (for one post, anyway) is Chemtrails. If you just happened upon this blog, I won't go into what Chemtrails are. You are on the Internet. If you don't know what Chemtrails are, use the Internet to find out. You are supposed to be Intelligent. That's what the word "Internet" means: INTElligent NETwork.

I don't believe in Chemtrails. And I believe the moon landing was faked and 9/11 was an inside job. (I also believe 9/12 is an inside job.) For people who do believe in Chemtrails, it seems more to do with:

• having a sense of elitism over the "ignorant sheeple" who "deny reality", and
  
• the adrenaline rush triggered by the contemplation over what depths of evil boogeyman government is capable of plumbing.

Since Chemtrails are purportedly part of a greater conspiracy to commit genocide against 80% of the human population - killing about 5 billion of the 6 billion people on the planet, which is a lot of people, probably the largest attempted genocide in history - I figured someone might have some practical actions to stop it. Someone started a petition (U.S. only) and the anti-Chemtrail special interests got their guy Dennis Kucinich to slip the word "Chemtrails" into legislation against space warfare, which was later removed from the legislation. Big whoop. Lotta good that's gonna do.

I decided to use the Google to search for "boycott air travel" AND chemtrails. I got zip. People only want to boycott air travel because of fuel surcharges, not because World Government wants to kill 5 billion people. (I suppose that fuel surcharges are part of a plot to kill more than 5 billion people?)

So if you really believe in Chemtrails, here's what you can do, courtesy of my own imagination. Stop making your anti-Chemtrails websites full of random photos of clouds for a moment and check this out:

• Boycott Air Travel. (Cool, now I'll have the only Google hit for "boycott air travel" AND Chemtrails.) Assume that the amount of Chemtrails in the air is a function of the number of aircraft in the air. The number of aircraft in the air is a function of the number of passengers. So you want to stop a Chemtrail? Don't get on that plane. Take a bus, train or boat.
  But what if it is strictly military aircraft spraying us? Continue to boycott air travel. Many civilian aircraft are built by Boeing, also a major defense contractor. They make military aircraft, which likely spray Chemtrails. Boycotting the use of their civilian planes will still hit them in the pocketbook.
• Buy Your Own Private Jet. Make sure it is NOT outfitted with tanks to spray Chemtrails!
• Start Your Own Chemtrail-Free Charter Service. Reassure your customers that your fleet is NOT outfitted with tanks to spray Chemtrails! (Also reassure them with drop-down tin foil hats, har har!)
  
• Petition The Government to Develop a Chemtrail-Free Certification. To be certified Chemtrail-Free, an airline must have a third part vouch that their fleet is free of Chemtrail dispersal tanks.
• Inform Your Travel Agent You Want To Fly Chemtrail-Free. Have them check with the airline companies so you look like less of a nut.
• If You Have To Fly, Politely Ask The Pilot Not To Spray Chemtrails. Let him know that you please don't want him to participate in exterminating 5 billion people from the planet.
  

There, that's all I have. Maybe this will be a monumental blog post that will stir up debate and spread across the Internet like barium oxide crystals.