Water Drinking Game

Wow. I haven't web blogged in 3 days. That's a World Record for me.

I SET A WORLD RECORD!!! I'M #1! I'M #1!!!

Well, I've broken my streak. Now I have to write something. I'll try to write something. No, I'll try to blog something!

Normally, when people set a World Record, they have a drink of alcohol. I don't drink alcohol and I don't like to encourage alcohol consumption. But I will encourage water consumption. So here's a water drinking game. I will give you the "algorithm" using the HypoText Makeup Language numbered list feature, which takes a list of items and numbers them. But not in random order; rather, in increasing order. But not starting just anywhere; rather, starting at the number 1.

1. Watch Land of the Dead. Sorry, I mean Land of the Dead. Yeah, that one. Yeah, the latter. Yeah, the last one. Yeah, not the first one. Yeah, not the former. Yeah.
2. Make sure you are Canadian and have watched enough Canadian commercial television to see enough Canadian commercials.
3. Every time you recognize an actor from Canadian commercials (several are zombies), take a drink of water.
4. When the movie ends, RUN! GO! GET TO THE BATHROOM! You will have a lot of peeing to do because there are a lot of Canadian commercial actors cast in Land of the Dead and you drank a lot of water.

Connecticut Rules

Only 2 of the 3 "c"s are pronounced in "Connecticut". But that doesn't change the fact that World's Most Blog's 2nd official human reader who isn't me hails from the great state of Connecticut!

Congratulations, Connecticut! You're #2! You're #2!

For those of you who are reading this, Connecticut is located in the United States of America. It is one of the 50 states in America and, like many states, it was a Wikipedia page. Connecticut has been mentioned more than once on both Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy; now it has the distinction of been mentioned several times in a posting on World's Most Blog!

In honour of the great state of Connecticut, I am going to do 3 things:

1. use a numbered list to list the 3 things, because I have neglected numbered listing
2. do 5 things instead of 3 things
3. temporarily rename "World's Most Blog" to "World's Mocst Blog" to celebrate the silent "c"
4. avoid referring to every other state in the union (except Hawaii) until they bother to get their lazy ass off the rest of the Internet to visit my blog
5. adopt Connecticut's state flower, the Mountain Laurel, as the official flower of this blog

Your computer signals travelled halfway across the continent to the Great White North to see my Canadian webblog. In case you're feeling homesick, here's this tourism video from Danbury Connecticut to remind you of home.