I made another blog entry

I typed more text onto my blog. This is it. Read it.

Special Blog Update For "Enjoy_Every_Sandwich" blogger!!!

This is in reply to a comment left at my last update.

First, thank you very much for leaving a comment on my weblog! You are first person who isn't me to leave a comment on my blog, only 3 months after my last update entry and only 9 months since the first ever post! To celebrate you typing words and pressing the "Publish Your Comment" button, I am going to be making this special blog post just for you!!!!

To answer your question: I enjoy Body Rock with an equal mix of 50% Irony and 50% Sincerity.

The Ironic enjoyment comes from the bad acting, bad script, cliche plot and miscast lead. Chilly's opening scene at the unemployment office has to be seen to be experienced. "I like to look fresshhhh..."

The Sincere enjoyment comes from the look, feel and sound of the 1980s hip-hop breakdancing scene; or at least, Hollywood's idealized version thereof. Some of the direction is OK, too: the first dance sequence is really quite good, and the colours in the movie are very bright and stimulating.

Also worth mentioning is the background of NYC skyscrapers. Especially nostalgic are the scenes of Chilly and Magick dancing at the World Trade Center. Most new movies are filmed in the unremarkable locations of Toronto and Vancouver.

I noticed you're from a nearby metropolitan area. I assume you must have discovered Body Rock at a Wal-Mart DVD bin for $5? I believe it is now out-of-print, so I regard my official copy as a collector's item.





Don't forget to study hard as a student of journalism. Check all your facts from 3 different credible sources (e.g., Wikipedia, the Internet and YouTube comments). Soon you will be out there writing the first draft of history. Come to think of it, you already are!

Giga Update

Whenever I am away from the Blog, I think of cool things to write. But as soon as I sit in front of the Blog inpu box, I can't think of anything interesting to tell to you. Therefore, this is all you get.

I will try to accompany myself with a paper-form idea-capturing device as a blog pre-write "cache" for those times when I am not at one of these idea-communicating yet idea-suppressing computer peripherals.

Desperation

Must... put... more... words... on... in... ter... net...

Must... compose... more... blog... content... with... words... and... ellipsis... abuse... before... it'... s... too... late...

Must... use... mouse... to... left-... click... Publish... Post... button... aaaahhhhhhh.

UPDATE: Obviously, this is the fourth in a series of web blogging posts I'm am doing in July of 2008. I neglected to mention that in the Title of this blog post because I was trying and failing very hard to be funny. Must... not... delete... embarrassingly... unfunny... web... blog... post...

Short N Sweet

I'm trying to figure out whether I care if anyone reads this blog. But I'm not trying very hard.

I'm thinking about when I will change the title of this internet blog back to "World's Most Blog" from "World's Mocst Blog", changed temporarily in honour of the silent "c" in Connecticut. But I'm not thinking much about it.

I'm considering whether the Internet's World's Most Blog will ever have a different official flower from the Mountain Laurel. But my consideration doesn't lend itself to being a good example of discipline or determination in contemplation.

I'm typing words for this weblog posting. But those words... are numbered. They cannot last... forever. Ellipses... can be abused... right here.

I'm about to press the "Publish Post" button on Blogger's Create Post Compose Box. I will press it ever so slightly.

Hey, I just noticed that Blog Spot is an anagram for Blog Post. Weird.

World's Most Post

I've already announced that this is a World's Most Blog. With that in mind, if you're reading this - and I think you are - you may be wondering: is there a World's Most Post in the World's Most Blog? That's a good question to wonder.

To put an answer to your wonderment: this is it! This is the World's Most Post - arguably a World's Most Post - on World's Most Blog! Enjoy it - that's why I wrote it!

Now, if I didn't explicitly write a World's Most Post (that's this one), it would have been a disservice to my readership - namely:

• me (#1 Reader! I'm #1!)
• the Google indexing spider crawler
• 2 random computer users from Australia and Connecticut who accidentally browsed by

How would they know what the World's Most Post on World's Most Blog was? I can't leave them in such a state of confusion. They would have to go through every single post I have ever written to decide. Who the fuck (note: first time "fuck" (second time) used on this World's Most Post) has time for that? People would become frustrated and stop reading the blog, even before they've started!

To be sure, this is only a World's Most Post - there might be others. Also, this is only a World's Most Post on World's Most Blog. Other computer blogs might have their own World's Most Posts. Some web blogs might have more than one World's Most Post. It can get confusing. This is what content management is for.

So make sure to add this to your online browsers' list of bookmarks for ease of reference. (Do this for all internet browsing programs.) I will also add it to the Side Bar for you.

Living Effortfully Part 1

People often talk about doing things effortlessly. In the Zone, in the Zen, whatever it is; in the Zen Zone or in the Xander Zone, perhaps?

I'm now going to do the opposite. I'm going to make a blog post with as much effort as possible. It's going to be Effortful, rather than Effortless. I will not be at Peak Performance; rather, I will be in Valley Performance. I will be out of the Zone. Technically, I will be in another Zone, but it will not be the Default "the Zone". The Default "the Zone" is restricted to Effortless Peak Performance. The rest of the Zones involve varying amounts of effort. I will be in the most effortful of the Zones as I type this; a Zone not only of sight and sound, but too much trying.

I will try so hard to blog. I'm going to give 110%, or at least something greater than 100%, which is mathematically impossible. You will probably read this and think: "Look at him trying so hard. He is really overdoing it. It's a shame because I know he can do it; but unless he learns to relax, it will never happen. He's going to burn himself out. 5 posts in a day? He has to learn how to pace his blogging."

I am trying so hard to write a blog right now that I am getting very frustrated. That's what happens with too much effort and not enough result: I get emotionally stressed. The results you see are not matching all of my expectations and that is really bothering me. I am beginning to feel like a complete failure. I am now going to write a swear word for the very first time on my blog to express how frustrating are my fruitless Efforts.

FUCK!

Now I am going to blame you. STOP... WATCHING... ME!... I... CAN'T... WRITE... WHILE... YOU'RE... WATCHING...

If you do not see this post, it is because I broke my computer before I could press the "publish post" button on Blogger's stupid Post Creator. Stupid Blogger, why did I even start a blog here anyway? If their Post Composer wasn't so stupid and buggy (in a way I can't put my finger on right now but clearly making for a convenient scapegoat), I'd have written the best post ever already.

Ok, I give up. This is never going to work.

I'm going to take your advice and go take a break. But I will return, and I will try again. Oh yes... there will be blog. Until I know better, I am going to make a series of these Living Effortfully posts in future.