Showing posts with label world wide web. Show all posts
Showing posts with label world wide web. Show all posts

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Short N Sweet

I'm trying to figure out whether I care if anyone reads this blog. But I'm not trying very hard.

I'm thinking about when I will change the title of this internet blog back to "World's Most Blog" from "World's Mocst Blog", changed temporarily in honour of the silent "c" in Connecticut. But I'm not thinking much about it.

I'm considering whether the Internet's World's Most Blog will ever have a different official flower from the Mountain Laurel. But my consideration doesn't lend itself to being a good example of discipline or determination in contemplation.

I'm typing words for this weblog posting. But those words... are numbered. They cannot last... forever. Ellipses... can be abused... right here.

I'm about to press the "Publish Post" button on Blogger's Create Post Compose Box. I will press it ever so slightly.

Hey, I just noticed that Blog Spot is an anagram for Blog Post. Weird.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

World's Most Post

I've already announced that this is a World's Most Blog. With that in mind, if you're reading this - and I think you are - you may be wondering: is there a World's Most Post in the World's Most Blog? That's a good question to wonder.

To put an answer to your wonderment: this is it! This is the World's Most Post - arguably a World's Most Post - on World's Most Blog! Enjoy it - that's why I wrote it!

Now, if I didn't explicitly write a World's Most Post (that's this one), it would have been a disservice to my readership - namely:
  • me (#1 Reader! I'm #1!)
  • the Google indexing spider crawler
  • 2 random computer users from Australia and Connecticut who accidentally browsed by
How would they know what the World's Most Post on World's Most Blog was? I can't leave them in such a state of confusion. They would have to go through every single post I have ever written to decide. Who the fuck (note: first time "fuck" (second time) used on this World's Most Post) has time for that? People would become frustrated and stop reading the blog, even before they've started!

To be sure, this is only a World's Most Post - there might be others. Also, this is only a World's Most Post on World's Most Blog. Other computer blogs might have their own World's Most Posts. Some web blogs might have more than one World's Most Post. It can get confusing. This is what content management is for.

So make sure to add this to your online browsers' list of bookmarks for ease of reference. (Do this for all internet browsing programs.) I will also add it to the Side Bar for you.