Saturday, June 7, 2008

Creative

In order to be creative, I made a change to the blog layout. You'll now see the words "It's a world's most blog". Note how the sloth in that phrase underlines a lack of creativity. It's "a" world's most blog, like I don't even care if it is the most. It's not really creative in the first place: I just took "world's most blog" and prefixed it with "It's the", as if you didn't already know where you were. Also, I only bothered to capitalize "It's", but the rest of the phrase? I could care less. Since I'm just typing even more words into this thing, why bother with the Shift key? That's extra work for my ring finger.

So look forward to more creativity as I make further changes in the future. One day, you won't recognize this blog. Especially if you get severe and sudden macular degeneration, or Alzheimer's, or you have a stroke or head trauma some form of severe brain injury damaging the area of your brain used to recognize blogs (mine in particular). Then I will have to morph my text-based "web content" into audio or braille for you. So please, buy a helmet - it will make my life much easier. Life is hard enough having to maintain an "online presence" with "web log content".

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