You are sitting at a computer. You are looking at the Internet. The Web Browing program is at this blog. Your eyes scan across the blog posting. Because you are wondering what has been happening at this blog.
I have the Training Day Digital Video Disc (DVD) from the library. I am at home, about to watch the shit. I open up the case. Then I prepare to type in a long sentence in my blog. I take out the DVD and the shit is all scratched up like someone stuck it in a box with lots of nails and sharp pieces of glass and then tossed the shit into the middle of a tornado and retrieved it later and put it back in the case and returned it to the library. I catch a whiff of something from the case: the shit smells like bad perfume. Then I check the inside of the case. I noticed there is a fucking "DVD Care Tips" note taped inside. Out of all the 7 DVDs I got from the library, the Training Day shit is the only one with that fucking "DVD Care Tips". I think: it's a little late for that.
I place the Digital Versatile Disk in my DVD player. I press the play button. It appears that the Digital DVD Disc appears to work in my DVD player. I see Denzel Warshington and Ethan Hawrke. I stop, realizing that I've exaggerated a bit about the condition of the DVD. I also realize something else. I realize that this web blog posting has more swear words than any other on the blog. Then I realize that the swearing is all concentrated in the previous paragraph.
I prepare to press the Publish Post button again and go off to watch Training Day. I enjoy pressing that button. I enjoy the feeling of pressing it with the left-mouse button. It means that this post will soon be out there for the computer world to enjoy.
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