Water Drinking Game

Wow. I haven't web blogged in 3 days. That's a World Record for me.

I SET A WORLD RECORD!!! I'M #1! I'M #1!!!

Well, I've broken my streak. Now I have to write something. I'll try to write something. No, I'll try to blog something!

Normally, when people set a World Record, they have a drink of alcohol. I don't drink alcohol and I don't like to encourage alcohol consumption. But I will encourage water consumption. So here's a water drinking game. I will give you the "algorithm" using the HypoText Makeup Language numbered list feature, which takes a list of items and numbers them. But not in random order; rather, in increasing order. But not starting just anywhere; rather, starting at the number 1.

1. Watch Land of the Dead. Sorry, I mean Land of the Dead. Yeah, that one. Yeah, the latter. Yeah, the last one. Yeah, not the first one. Yeah, not the former. Yeah.
2. Make sure you are Canadian and have watched enough Canadian commercial television to see enough Canadian commercials.
3. Every time you recognize an actor from Canadian commercials (several are zombies), take a drink of water.
4. When the movie ends, RUN! GO! GET TO THE BATHROOM! You will have a lot of peeing to do because there are a lot of Canadian commercial actors cast in Land of the Dead and you drank a lot of water.